Pick Your Birthday Month And Read It.

♥ JANUARY = GORGEOUS
Loyal and generous. Patriotic. Competitive in everything. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Easy to talk to, though hard to understand. An awesome kisser. Thinks far with vision,yet complicated to know. A very good girlfriend/boyfriend Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay.sexiest out of everyone. Choosy and always wants the best.

♥ FEBRUARY = ATTITUDE
Abstract thoughts. Outgoing.Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive.Fun to be around with.A real speed demon. Has more than one best friend. Able to cheer anyone up and make them laugh. Amazing smile. An awesome kisser. Temperamental. Honest. A very good girlfriend/boyfriend and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.

♥ MARCH = FLIRTATIOUS SLUT
You've got the best personality and are an absolute pleasure to be around. You love to make new friends and be outgoing. You are a great flirt and more than likely have a very attractive partner, a wicked hottie. Like somebody with an August brithday. It is also more than likely that you have a massive record collection. When it comes to films, you know how to pick them and may one day become a famous actor/actress yourself - heck, you've got the looks for it!!!

♥ APRIL = PIMP
APRIL means that your really good looking. Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Shy towards opposite sex. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves travelling. Dislike being at home. Restless. having many children. Hardworking. High spirited.

♥MAY = SEXY♥
Suave and compromising. Funny and humorous. Stubborn. Sweet talkative. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal. Does work well with others. Very confident. An awesome kisser. Sensitive. A very good girlfriend or boyfriend. Amazing Smile. Positive Attitude. Thinking generous. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Able to cheer everyone up and/or make them laugh. Able to motivate oneself and others. Understanding. Fun to be around. Outgoing. Hyper. Has All The Characteristics of John Carrico Bubbly personality. Suductive. Boy/girl crazy. Loves sports, music, leisure and traveling. Super sexy. Extremley hot but has brains.
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♥ JUNE = PORN STAR
Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. Very easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Unpredictable. Understanding. Fun to be around. Nympho-and an awesome lover too....makes u happy so that makes them happy...Outgoing. Hyper. Bubbly personality. Secretive. Boy/girl crazy. Loves sports, music, leisure and travelling. Systematic. Hot but has brains.

♥ JULY = BIG WHORE
Outgoing personality. Takes risks. Feeds on attention. No self control. Kind hearted. Self confident. Loud and boisterous. VERY revengeful. Easy to get along with and talk to. Has an "every thing's peachy" attitude. Likes talking and singing. Loves music. Daydreamer. Easily distracted. Hates not being trusted. BIG imagination. Loves to be loved. Hates studying. In need of "that someone". Longs for freedom. Rebellious when withheld or restricted. Lives by "no pain no gain" caring. Always a suspect. Playful. Mysterious. "Charming" or "beautiful" to everyone. Stubborn. Curious. Independent. Strong willed. A fighter.

♥ AUGUST = THUG
You a strait up "Geek" Attractive personality. Very! sexy. Affectionate & Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Chatterbox! Loves to talk alot! Loves to get their way! Unbelievable kisser! Easily angered. Very stubborn in the most way possible! Loves to get noticed! Willing to take risks for others. Makes good choices. Has a great fashion sense! Maybe a little too popular with others *wink wink*. Outgoing and crazy at times! Intelligent. Can sometimes be a heartbreaker! Can love as much as possible! Hates insults. Loves compliments! A very big flirt! Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. The best in bed out of ANY of these months!! Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Observant and assesses others.


♥ SEPTEMBER = LOSER
Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Usually you have many friends. Emotional. Stubborn. Hasty. Good memory. Moving, motivates oneself and others. Loves to travel and explore. Sometimes sexy in a way that only their lover can understand.

♥ OCTOBER = 12'' CONDOM
Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun. Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards your inner and outer beauty and independent personality. Playful, but secretive. Very emotional and temperamental sometimes. Meets new people easily and very social in a group. Fearless and independent. Can hold their own. Stands out in a crowd. Essentially very smart. If you ever begin a relationship with someone from this month, hold on to them because their one of a kind.

♥ NOVEMBER = HOTTIE
Fun to be with. Loves to try new things. Boy/girls LOVE you. You are very hott. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover. Great kisser.

♥DECEMBER = FREAK IN BED
Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the center. Great in bed. Inner and physical beauty. Doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. A meaningful love life partner. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. It is all about love and fairness. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Horny but does fullfill. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Knows what to do to have fun. Unpredictable. Someone to have close to you.Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND sexiest of them all.

Very Interesting.....Please Read On

Girls -- Please have a sense of humor!

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE:

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.'

I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!'

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...

'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.'

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?'

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, 'Lets get a pair for each outfit.'

We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's fine, honey.' She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, 'I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier.'

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No honey, I don't feel like it.'

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, 'WHAT?'

I then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.'

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, 'Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?'

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her.

Start A New Year With A New Phone

After successfully going through my first annual performance review, I was awarded with a reasonable increment, thanks to the management at my current workplace. Apart from that, my baby boo also received her annual performance review one month after mine, and mind you that she was all nervous as it was her first review as well.

In addition, I was glad as my review was completed before my year-end bonus, which means that my bonus is also higher than last year. So initially, I plan to upgrade my phone but was having so much difficulty deciding which to buy as one of the factors involved was liquidity.

At the mean time, my baby boo was very impressed with the features of recently-launched Nokia N82. She was so obsessed with the camera capability of that phone and I think she went through several sleepless nights just thinking about it. She was also having problems deciding which phone to buy as she was turned off by the sound quality of N82.



As for me, I managed to sell my old phone (Sony Ericsson K750i) in a local auction/bid through the help of my colleague. Surprisingly, after a few bidding and price jacking, I managed to obtain RM 350.00 for the phone after about two weeks of listing period. My kind friend/colleague, which also bought himself a new Nokia N95, will help send out the item this week, thanks to him.

Prior to sending the phone out to the successful buyer, I went to Wisma Saberkas and got myself a brand new Sony Ericsson Z610i, after going through all the possible phone reviews in the Internet. Also, I got myself a 1GB Sandisk M2 memory card. In actual fact, I wanted to get the Nokia 6110 Navigator at first, which has a built-in GPS system and a good sound quality output.




Only two things stopped me from buying that model, it’s a slide phone (never liked the idea of sliding phone) and the price is a bit too spicy (I was told the best price for that phone was about RM 1350.00). However, I was quite impressed by the sound quality of that model, which has two speakers at the back of the handset, but was disappointed with the camera performance.

Well, most probably I will only upgrade my phone after my next annual performance review, which should be before end of 2008. Hopefully, I will once again be rewarded with something bigger this time. For now, I’ll just stick to this model, which so far has impressed me in most of its features, except using mp4 videos as ring tone.

HOW TO MAKE LOVE

Here's one very, very good way of making perfect love....enjoy.

Ingredients:

4 Laughing eyes
4 Well-shaped legs
4 Loving arms
2 Firm milk containers
2 Nuts
1 Fur-lined mixing bowl
1 Firm banana


Directions:

1. Look into laughing eyes.
2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.
4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results, continue to knead milk containers.
5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).
6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat 4 steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.

Notes:

1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use.
2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.
3. If cake rises, leave town.

Hit the nail on the head!

An incident occurred in a supermarket recently, when the following was witnessed:

A Muslim woman dressed in a Burkha (A black gown & face mask) was standing with her shopping in a queue at the checkout. When it was her turn to be served, and as she reached the cashier, she made a loud remark about the English Flag lapel pin, which the female cashier was wearing on her blouse.

The cashier reached up and touched the pin and said, "Yes, I always wear it proudly. My son serves abroad with the forces and I wear it for him". The Muslim woman then asked the cashier when she was going to stop bombing and killing her countrymen, explaining that she was Iraqi.

At that point, a gentleman standing in the queue stepped forward, and interrupted with a calm and gentle voice, and said to the Iraqi woman: "Excuse me, but hundreds of thousands of men and women, just like this ladies son have fought and sacrificed their lives so that people just like you can stand here, in England, which is my country and allow you to blatantly accuse an innocent check-out cashier of bombing your countrymen".

"It is my belief that if you were allowed to be as outspoken as that in Iraq, which you claim to be your country, then we wouldn't need to be fighting there today". "However - now that you have learned how to speak out and criticise the English people who have afforded you the protection of my country, I will gladly pay the cost of a ticket to help you pay your way back to Iraq".

"When you get there, and if you manage to survive for being as outspoken as what you are here in England, then you should be able to help straighten out the mess which your Iraqi countrymen have got you into in the first place, which appears to be the reason that you have come to my country to avoid." Apparently the queue cheered and applauded.

Welcome to 2008

I haven’t been posting anything on this blog for a long, long time (about three to four months perhaps)….been too busy with my other blog, www.anfieldtalk.blogspot.com.

Since it is already 2008, here’s something for the guys and girls to ponder upon.


You might agree with it, but when it actually happens 99% of girls don't realize it until it is too late and that guy who did it is so frustrated that he has moved on to someone who will take notice.

From a guy’s point of view:

We don't care if you talk to other guys.

We don't care if you're friends with other guys.

But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off.

It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.

We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned.

Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till the morning.

Also, when we tell you you're pretty or beautiful or gorgeous or cute or stunning, we freaking mean it.

Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to convince you.

The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence.

Yeah, you can quote me.

Don't be mad when we hold the door open.

Take Advantage of the mood we’re in.

LET US PAY FOR YOU! DON'T 'FEEL BAD'

We enjoy doing it.

It's expected.

Smile and say 'thank you.'

Kiss us when no one's watching.

If you kiss us when you know somebody's looking, we'll be more impressed.

You don't have to get dressed up for us.

If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own.

We like you for WHO you are and not WHAT you are.

Honestly, I think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pajamas or my t-shirt and boxers, not all dolled up.

Don't take everything we say seriously.

Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it.

Don't get angry easily.

Stop using magazines/media as your bible.

Don't talk about how hot Morris Chesnutt, Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartney is in front of us. It's boring, and we don't care. You have girlfriends for that.

Whatever happened to the word 'handsome' or ‘beautiful’?

I'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me with 'Hey handsome!' instead of 'Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy' or whatever else you can think of.

On the other hand I’m not saying I wouldn't like it ether.

Girls: I cannot stress this enough: IF YOU AREN'T BEING TREATED RIGHT BY A GUY, DON'T WAIT FOR HIM TO CHANGE. DITCH HIS SORRY DISGRACE-TO-THE-MALE-POPULATION ASS, AND FIND SOMEONE WHO WILL TREAT YOU WITH UTTER RESPECT

Someone who will honor your morals.

Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest.

Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes.

Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel.

Someone who will stop what they're doing just to look you in the eyes....and say 'I love you' ..........AND ACTUALLY MEAN IT!

*****Give the nice guys a chance*****

Holding Hands-Girls: If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of times.

Guys: Grab it if it happens more than once.

Cuddling-Girls: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold.

Guys: Automatically move closer to her.

Movies-Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder

Guys: Lift her chin up and kiss her.

Loving each other-Guys: When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too... And mean it.

Laying below the stars-Girls: When you're both laying under the stars, put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat.

Guys: Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers.

Questions & Answers

Q: What is the difference between riding a bicycle and a woman?

A: Riding a bicycle you fix your ass & move your legs, riding a woman you fix your legs & move your ass


Q: What makes a happy man?

A: Daughter is on the cover of Vogue, son on the cover of Sports Illustrated, mistress on the cover of Playboy and wife on the cover of Missing persons


Q: What three things are common between the sun and woman's underwear?

A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at night.


Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?

A: Because they are tired of using their own


Q: What's common between men and video?

A: Both go backward ... forward ... backward ... forward ... backward .... forward .. stop and eject


Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?

A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it doesn't come means you are in big trouble


Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm pleasure?

A: A teabag


Q: 7 qualities to be a perfect wife:

A: Beautiful, Responsible, Energetic, Adorable, Sweet, Truthful and Self-Organized. In short, she must have good B.R.E.A.S.T.S


Q: Who is a gynaecologist?

A: He is the only fool on the earth who looks for problems in a place, where most people find pleasure.

BNR34 Nissan Skyline GT-R Test Car

What seemed to be an ordinary BCNR33 GT-R to onlookers was in actual fact an aerodynamic test bed for Nissan’s most revered mass production car to date. This satin black BCNR33 GT-R was one of several cars used as a test bed for development of the 1999 BNR34 GT-R, and this one in particular was used for aerodynamic testing and body reinforcement which was one of the first put into service around 1996.

The basic car is an R33 GT-R V-Spec and is equipped with front and rear dry carbon diffusers as well as vertical plates added to raise the rear wing up to the height and angle which was chosen for the R34 GT-R. It’s no coincidence that ATTKD Autech Tsukada used these very same rear wing uprights as a design basis for their R33 GT-R ‘Rear Wing Up Kit’, such was the effectiveness of placing the rear wing up higher in the air stream.

Nissan didn’t spend much time making the carbon parts easy on the eyes, and it would be fair to say that the construction is somewhat ‘crude’ and definitely one of the very first types of diffuser that underwent testing. Despite the hurried construction there are probably more than a few GT-R enthusiasts who would like to get their hands on these parts! The welding used on the rear fenders and C-pillars was required for additional body reinforcement.

Apparently this test car had foam urethane packing inside the C-pillars to increase rigidity without much weight gain; this feature eventually made it into production with the R34 GT-R. As for the welding on the rear fenders, not much is known other than additional strengthening being used to decrease flex. This car was used extensively at Nissan’s Proving Grounds in Hokkaido around 1996-97 and created quite a stir among GT-R enthusiasts at the time with its satin black paint applied to every inch of the car, right down to the production R34 GT-R alloy wheels and brake calipers.

The test car was known amongst the development team at the time as ‘Stealth’, a special emblem acknowledging this was made for the rear wing on the right hand side end plate while on the left side it had the basic GT-R logo. This was different to what the test drivers named it, ‘Crow’ being their preferred nickname obviously referring to the black paint work. Once enough data was collected from high speed runs and other tests, ‘Stealth’ was retired and it now resides at the Prince and Skyline Museum in Okaya City, Nagano Prefecture.

The New Nokia 6555

Nokia today announced a new 3G mobile phone that pairs original design and quality workmanship with outstanding features. The Nokia 6555 meets the desire for aesthetic appeal with an external analog clock echoing the timeless elegance of high-end luxury. The Nokia 6555 is the first WCDMA phone with a smooth-back fold design with recessed hinge creating a seamless line when open.

The phone's gentle curve ensures a smooth and ergonomic user experience. The Nokia 6555 is an accessible option for discerning consumers. The Nokia 6555 will be available within the next month at an estimated retail price of approximately €200 before subsidies or taxes.

Adding to its attraction, the Nokia 6555 features a QVGA 16 million color internal display - twice as many colors as the human eye can see - for a brilliant, crisp resolution on a large 240x320 screen, making it perfect for viewing photos and videos. The camera featuring a 6x zoom gives even greater versatility and full screen portrait viewfinder so you can be sure you get the right picture every time. The self-portrait function on the camera and video sharing ability ensures that special moments are easily shared with family and friends.

"Mobile-savvy consumers expect superior quality and design. We understood that need, and so created the the Nokia 6555. The Nokia 6555 is a sophisticated accessory delivering the outstanding features that you expect from Nokia," said Markku Suomi, Product Group Director, Mobile Phones, Nokia.

From the thin, narrow form factor with smooth lines to the 30MB user memory (with capacity for microSD expandable memory) and Bluetooth wireless connectivity, the Nokia 6555 sets the standard in its class.

Key features:

- Original smooth-back design

- Elegant external analog timepiece display

- Brilliant 16 million color display

- Video sharing

- WCDMA and quadband GSM functionality

Something Funny & Amusing

An older lady gets pulled over for speeding...

Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.

Older Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.

Officer: Don't have one?

Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.

Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Older Woman: I can't do that.

Officer: Why not?

Older Woman: I stole this car.

Officer: Stole it?

Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Officer: You what?

Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.

The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle

Older woman: Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.

Older Woman: Murdered the owner?

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?

Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.

The officer is quite stunned.

Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.

The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.

Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.

Morale Of The Story: Never Ever Mess With An Old Lady.

Be Extra Careful When You're At KLIA

A few days ago a new type of crime has surfaced in town.

Somebody slips a handphone into your pocket.

Sometimes it could be just a wallet with an identity card and a few ringgits.

A few minutes later, the 'owner' comes up and confronts you, the 'thief '.

He makes a big commotion that you stole his stuff.

You, caught unaware, are then pulled aside by the 'owner' for a settlement you are intimidated and threatened that if you do not pay up, the police will be brought in.

If you pay up, this 'owner' lets you go. If not, the police are brought in.

Another strange thing is that there always seems to be a 'witness' to the ‘incident’.

I am told this often happens to foreigners at the Kuala Lumpur International Airport (KLIA) or even at LRT trains.

Given that you're 'guilty until proven innocent' as far as the Malaysian police are concerned, I understand some poor people are in jail for these 'offences'.

At the KLIA, the 'owner' throws his handphone and wallet with the few ringgit notes into the luggage trolley of a just arrived passenger.

The drama unfolds a few minutes later. The real culprit has easily convinced our Malaysian police to arrest the real victim (if he has not paid up the 'settlement' demand).

This is a very serious matter. This is another form of extortionists operating in broad daylight.

They are disgusting criminals who will do anything to rob and steal.

The sickening part of the whole scenario is that unless you pay the "quoted settlement" money, they will put you in real trouble by calling the police.

The real culprit gets back his handphone and wallet but the real victim (i.e. could be any one of us) is thrown into the police lock up and charged in court.

So do be very careful, otherwise you may end up as a "thief" as you have no way to prove your innocence.

What Would Be Your Answer IF

What would you answer IF your ex-gf/bf come asking you these questions?

Why did I let you go?
Errrmm….cause you didn’t wanna keep me.

Can I win you back?
What do you think I am, a tournament?

I am very much happy with you back then..
Oh really???

I still love you...
That’s surprising

I wish I could turn back time and do things right.
That sounds very familiar

When did we last talk?
Ages ago

Can you go with me?
I can’t and I won’t

Hey, can I give you/ask for a ride?
Nope

Were you able to move on when I have not?
Yes and that’s why we’re not in the same time zone

I regret losing you.
Luckily I don’t regret anything

I cannot keep my promise to you..
Then don’t make any promises you can’t keep

My parents do not like you.
Who cares

My friends say we don't look good together.
They have a good point

You look good today.
I look good everyday

You have changed...
And you’re still the same…..how pathetic

Something Worth Reading

Here's something I received from a friend of mine in KL through my email. Enjoy reading it.

IMPACT OF JOB-CHANGE

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.

The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped only centimeters from a shop window.

For a second everything went quiet in the cab, and then the driver said:

"Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!"

The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much."

The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault.

Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving a van carrying dead bodies for the last 25 years.

Things You Should Do For Your Girlfriend

Here are some useful tips on how you should treat your girlfreind:

1. Sneak up behind her, grab her by the waist, tell her she’s beautiful, tell her that she has amazing eyes

2. When your friends walk by, say “This is my girlfriend.”

3. Say ‘I love you” to her face, not over the phone or myspace

4. If she’s sad, take her in your arms and tell her everything will be okay, kiss her on the forehead.

5. When both of you walking together, walk with her walk slowly.

6. Tickle her even when she says stop.

7. Call her just to say "I Love You."

8. Don't be afraid to hold her hand in public.

9. Don’t say I love you UNLESS you really mean it.

World's Top Celebrities

It was a year of conquest in Hollywood. The worldwide box office soared to a record $25.8 billion, buoyed by global blockbusters like Disney's Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest and Sony's Da Vinci Code. Madonna reclaimed her title as the mightiest force in music, thanks to her record-breaking Confessions tour, which drew over a million fans and generated $195 million in ticket sales. And golf ace Tiger Woods banked $100 million, more in a single year than any athlete in history.

Tinseltown's triumphs are reflected in this year's Celebrity 100, Forbes' annual list of the world's most powerful--and best-paid--celebrities. To generate the list, Forbes analyzes celebrity earnings, plus media metrics like Google hits, press mentions as compiled by Lexis/Nexis, TV/radio mentions from Factiva and the number of times an A-lister appears on the cover of 32 major consumer magazines.

Earnings estimates are for June 2006 to June 2007 and consist of dollars earned solely from entertainment-related income. Management, agent and attorney fees have not been deducted. Tiger Woods wasn't the only one shattering Celebrity 100 records this year.

Thanks to his share in the box office gross of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest, actor Johnny Depp made $92 million in the last 12 months, more than most any other actor has ever earned for a film role. (Mel Gibson made $184 million in 2004 from The Passion of the Christ, but as the producer and director.) With their Bigger Bang tour, the Rolling Stones now own bragging rights to the highest-grossing tour in history, with over $400 million in ticket sales.

For the first time ever, Forbes breaks out Hip-Hop Impresarios as a separate category from Musicians. That's because the three biggest big shots in that field--Jay-Z, 50 Cent and Sean "Diddy" Combs--earn most of their income from their business ventures, including apparel lines, record labels and investments.

Following his triumphant comeback from retirement, rapper Jay-Z debuts on the list in the ninth spot, bolstered by the March sale of his Rocawear clothing label to Iconix for $204 million in cash. 50 Cent should enjoy a sizable jump next year. After Forbes went to press, Coca Cola (nyse: KO - news - people ) offered $4.1 billion for Glaceau, the vitamin-infused beverage company in which the former crack dealer owns a minor stake. 50's anticipated take: $100 million.

This year 29 newcomers make the list, including Ben Stiller, whose big-budget special effects farce Night at the Museum grossed $573 million worldwide. His participation in the film's "backend" helped him bank $38 million, more money than Celebrity 100 veterans Adam Sandler ($30 million) and Will Smith ($31 million).

Also new this year is the cast of ABC's hit TV series Grey's Anatomy. It wasn't only the $33 million the entire cast made in its recently concluded third season that earned them a coveted spot on the Celebrity 100. (That figure includes the salary of the recently canned Isaiah Washington.) The show's relentless off-set drama--salary disputes, feuding cast-mates, homophobic slurs--crowned it as one of the most talked about shows on television.

Equally noteworthy are the celebrities who fell off the list this year. Box office duds hurt Jim Carrey, Halle Berry and Cameron Diaz. Last year, New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady won a spot primarily for his $26 million contract signing bonus, but not a single NFL'er makes the list this year. Tabloid staples Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie have seen their stock tumble on the heels of legal troubles.

The year's biggest gainers include actress-advocate Angelina Jolie, who bounces to the 14th spot this year from 35th last year, thanks in no small measure to the media maelstrom surrounding her relationship with Brad Pitt. Soccer star David Beckham jumps to 15th this year, from 43rd, on the heels of his lucrative new deal with the Los Angeles Galaxy. Food Network chef turned talk show princess Rachael Ray moves into the 66th spot this year from 81st last year.

World's Top Football Club

Here are the top football clubs in the world based on their net value:

1. Manchester United (Eng) - $1.453 billion

2. Real Madrid (Spa) - $1.036 billion

3. Arsenal (Eng) - $915.0 million

4. Bayern Munich (Ger) - $838.0 million

5. AC Milan (Ita) - $824.0 million

6. Juventus (Ita) - $567.0 million

7. Inter Milan (Ita) - $555.0 million

8. Chelsea (Eng) - $537.0 million

9. Barcelona (Spa) - $535.0 million

10. Schalke 04 (Ger) - $471.0 million

11. Liverpool (Eng) - $454.0 million

12. Olympique Lyonnais (Fra) - $343.0 million

13. Newcastle United (Eng) – $260.0 million

14. Tottenham Hotspur (Eng) - $243.0 million

15. AS Roma (Ita) - $224.0 million

16. Hamburg SV (Ger) - $221.0 million

17. Manchester City (Eng) - $208.0 million

18. Borussia Dortmund (Ger) - $199.0 million

19. Ajax Amsterdam (Hol) - $196.0 million

20. Celtic (Sco) - $185.0 million

21. Everton (Eng) - $165.0 million

22. Olympique Marseille (Fra) - $157.0 million

23. West Ham United (Eng) - $156.0 million

24. Glasgow Rangers (Sco) - $147.0 million

25. Aston Villa (Eng) - $140.0 million

How To Treat Your Girlfriend.....

Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything

Tease her and let her tease you back.

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

Watch her favorite movie with her.

Don’t hang out with other girls to make her mad.

Give her the world.

Let her wear your clothes.

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.

Let her know she's important.

Kiss her in the pouring rain.

When she runs up at you crying... the first thing you say is..."Who's ass am I beating today baby?"

Malaysia's Richest

Shiok, the Malay word for fantastic, is an apt word to describe the past 12 months for Malaysia's 40 Richest. It has been a remarkably good year for nearly everyone on our second annual list, thanks to the nation's thriving economy, which has been helped by recent government moves to reduce taxes. The stock market is up more than 20% to date, making it the third-best-performing market in Asia behind China and Vietnam. At least 75% of the public companies held by these tycoons are worth more than last year. The nation's 40 richest business people are worth a collective $43 billion, up from $26 billion last year.

Robert Kwok

Robert Kuok remains Malaysia's richest, worth $7.6 billion. Just $200 million behind him is No. 2 Ananda Krishnan, who made headlines in May when he announced plans to take his telecom company, Maxis, private in a $5 billion deal. Malaysia's ten richest still control the bulk of the list's wealth, worth $35 billion, up 63% from the previous year. But the individuals lower in the ranks are doing well, too. Last year a dozen people were worth less than $100 million; the minimum net worth was $65 million. This year no one is worth less than $127 million.

Ananda Krishnan

Eight of the rich listers are newcomers, most put there by recent offerings or dramatic gains in public holdings. Mokhzani Mahathir, son of the former prime minister, joins the ranks after taking his energy company Kencana public in December. Seri Eleena Raja Azlan Shah becomes the list's second woman, thanks to her shareholding in thriving construction firm Gamuda, up 90% in the past year. The richest newcomer is Singapore resident Ong Beng Seng, the tireless dealmaker who just recently persuaded Formula One's Bernie Ecclestone to hold a Grand Prix-style race on the streets of Singapore, most probably at night, a world's first.

Mr. Lim Goh Tong

Even most dropoffs from last year's rankings have little reason to pout. Former head of Multi-Purpose Holdings, Lim Thian Kiat, saw his net worth rise $31 million to $126 million. Not bad, but not enough to make the cut. For people with publicly traded fortunes, net worths were calculated using share prices and exchange rates from May 11. For privately held fortunes we estimated what companies and assets were worth if public.

Facts Regarding Guys & Girls

Girl facts:

When you catch a girl glancing at you, she wants you to look back and smile.

When a girl bumps into your arm while walking with you, she wants you to hold her hand.

When she wants a hug, she will just stand there.

When you break a girls heart, she still feels it when you run into each other 3 years later.

When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after a few seconds, she is not at all fine.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are playing games!!!!!!!!!!!

When a girl lays her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever.

When a girl says she can't live without you, she has made up her mind that you are her future.

When a girl says, "I miss you," no one in this world can miss you more than that.

When a girl is mean to you after a break-up she wants you back, but she’s scared she'll get hurt and knows you're gone forever.


Guy Facts:

When a guy calls you, he wants to be with you.

When a guy is quiet, He's listening to you...

When a guy is not arguing, He realizes he's wrong.

When a guy says, "I'm fine." after a few minutes he means it.

When a guy stares at you, he wishes you would care about him and wonders if you do.

When you’re laying your head on a guy's chest, he has the world.

When a guy calls/texts/comments you everyday, he is in love.

When a (good) guy tells you he loves you, he means it.

When a guy says he can't live without you, he's with you till your done.

When a guy says, "I miss you," he misses you more than you could have ever missed him or anything else.

Top 10 Most Expensive Car In The World

1. Bugatti Veyron 16.4
Country of Origin: France
Price: $1,192,057

2. Pagani Zonda Roadster F C12S 7.3, Clubsport version
Country of Origin: Italy
Price: $667,321

3. SSC Ultimate Aero
Country of Origin: U.S.

Price: $654,500

4. Leblanc Mirabeau
Country of Origin: Switzerland

Price: $645,084

5. Saleen S7 Twin Turbo
Country of Origin: U.S.

Price: $637,723

6. Koenigsegg CCR
Country of Origin: Sweden
Price: $545,568

7. Mercedes-Benz SLR McLaren
Country of Origin: Germany

Price: $452,750

8. Maybach 62
Country of Origin: Germany

Price: $448,153

9. Porsche Carrera GT
Country of Origin: Germany
Price: $440,000

10. Maybach 57 S
Country of Origin: Germany
Price: $430,355