Questions & Answers

Q: What is the difference between riding a bicycle and a woman?

A: Riding a bicycle you fix your ass & move your legs, riding a woman you fix your legs & move your ass


Q: What makes a happy man?

A: Daughter is on the cover of Vogue, son on the cover of Sports Illustrated, mistress on the cover of Playboy and wife on the cover of Missing persons


Q: What three things are common between the sun and woman's underwear?

A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at night.


Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?

A: Because they are tired of using their own


Q: What's common between men and video?

A: Both go backward ... forward ... backward ... forward ... backward .... forward .. stop and eject


Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?

A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it doesn't come means you are in big trouble


Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm pleasure?

A: A teabag


Q: 7 qualities to be a perfect wife:

A: Beautiful, Responsible, Energetic, Adorable, Sweet, Truthful and Self-Organized. In short, she must have good B.R.E.A.S.T.S


Q: Who is a gynaecologist?

A: He is the only fool on the earth who looks for problems in a place, where most people find pleasure.

BNR34 Nissan Skyline GT-R Test Car

What seemed to be an ordinary BCNR33 GT-R to onlookers was in actual fact an aerodynamic test bed for Nissan’s most revered mass production car to date. This satin black BCNR33 GT-R was one of several cars used as a test bed for development of the 1999 BNR34 GT-R, and this one in particular was used for aerodynamic testing and body reinforcement which was one of the first put into service around 1996.

The basic car is an R33 GT-R V-Spec and is equipped with front and rear dry carbon diffusers as well as vertical plates added to raise the rear wing up to the height and angle which was chosen for the R34 GT-R. It’s no coincidence that ATTKD Autech Tsukada used these very same rear wing uprights as a design basis for their R33 GT-R ‘Rear Wing Up Kit’, such was the effectiveness of placing the rear wing up higher in the air stream.

Nissan didn’t spend much time making the carbon parts easy on the eyes, and it would be fair to say that the construction is somewhat ‘crude’ and definitely one of the very first types of diffuser that underwent testing. Despite the hurried construction there are probably more than a few GT-R enthusiasts who would like to get their hands on these parts! The welding used on the rear fenders and C-pillars was required for additional body reinforcement.

Apparently this test car had foam urethane packing inside the C-pillars to increase rigidity without much weight gain; this feature eventually made it into production with the R34 GT-R. As for the welding on the rear fenders, not much is known other than additional strengthening being used to decrease flex. This car was used extensively at Nissan’s Proving Grounds in Hokkaido around 1996-97 and created quite a stir among GT-R enthusiasts at the time with its satin black paint applied to every inch of the car, right down to the production R34 GT-R alloy wheels and brake calipers.

The test car was known amongst the development team at the time as ‘Stealth’, a special emblem acknowledging this was made for the rear wing on the right hand side end plate while on the left side it had the basic GT-R logo. This was different to what the test drivers named it, ‘Crow’ being their preferred nickname obviously referring to the black paint work. Once enough data was collected from high speed runs and other tests, ‘Stealth’ was retired and it now resides at the Prince and Skyline Museum in Okaya City, Nagano Prefecture.

The New Nokia 6555

Nokia today announced a new 3G mobile phone that pairs original design and quality workmanship with outstanding features. The Nokia 6555 meets the desire for aesthetic appeal with an external analog clock echoing the timeless elegance of high-end luxury. The Nokia 6555 is the first WCDMA phone with a smooth-back fold design with recessed hinge creating a seamless line when open.

The phone's gentle curve ensures a smooth and ergonomic user experience. The Nokia 6555 is an accessible option for discerning consumers. The Nokia 6555 will be available within the next month at an estimated retail price of approximately €200 before subsidies or taxes.

Adding to its attraction, the Nokia 6555 features a QVGA 16 million color internal display - twice as many colors as the human eye can see - for a brilliant, crisp resolution on a large 240x320 screen, making it perfect for viewing photos and videos. The camera featuring a 6x zoom gives even greater versatility and full screen portrait viewfinder so you can be sure you get the right picture every time. The self-portrait function on the camera and video sharing ability ensures that special moments are easily shared with family and friends.

"Mobile-savvy consumers expect superior quality and design. We understood that need, and so created the the Nokia 6555. The Nokia 6555 is a sophisticated accessory delivering the outstanding features that you expect from Nokia," said Markku Suomi, Product Group Director, Mobile Phones, Nokia.

From the thin, narrow form factor with smooth lines to the 30MB user memory (with capacity for microSD expandable memory) and Bluetooth wireless connectivity, the Nokia 6555 sets the standard in its class.

Key features:

- Original smooth-back design

- Elegant external analog timepiece display

- Brilliant 16 million color display

- Video sharing

- WCDMA and quadband GSM functionality

Something Funny & Amusing

An older lady gets pulled over for speeding...

Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.

Older Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.

Officer: Don't have one?

Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.

Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Older Woman: I can't do that.

Officer: Why not?

Older Woman: I stole this car.

Officer: Stole it?

Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Officer: You what?

Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.

The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle

Older woman: Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.

Older Woman: Murdered the owner?

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?

Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.

The officer is quite stunned.

Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.

The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.

Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.

Morale Of The Story: Never Ever Mess With An Old Lady.

Be Extra Careful When You're At KLIA

A few days ago a new type of crime has surfaced in town.

Somebody slips a handphone into your pocket.

Sometimes it could be just a wallet with an identity card and a few ringgits.

A few minutes later, the 'owner' comes up and confronts you, the 'thief '.

He makes a big commotion that you stole his stuff.

You, caught unaware, are then pulled aside by the 'owner' for a settlement you are intimidated and threatened that if you do not pay up, the police will be brought in.

If you pay up, this 'owner' lets you go. If not, the police are brought in.

Another strange thing is that there always seems to be a 'witness' to the ‘incident’.

I am told this often happens to foreigners at the Kuala Lumpur International Airport (KLIA) or even at LRT trains.

Given that you're 'guilty until proven innocent' as far as the Malaysian police are concerned, I understand some poor people are in jail for these 'offences'.

At the KLIA, the 'owner' throws his handphone and wallet with the few ringgit notes into the luggage trolley of a just arrived passenger.

The drama unfolds a few minutes later. The real culprit has easily convinced our Malaysian police to arrest the real victim (if he has not paid up the 'settlement' demand).

This is a very serious matter. This is another form of extortionists operating in broad daylight.

They are disgusting criminals who will do anything to rob and steal.

The sickening part of the whole scenario is that unless you pay the "quoted settlement" money, they will put you in real trouble by calling the police.

The real culprit gets back his handphone and wallet but the real victim (i.e. could be any one of us) is thrown into the police lock up and charged in court.

So do be very careful, otherwise you may end up as a "thief" as you have no way to prove your innocence.

What Would Be Your Answer IF

What would you answer IF your ex-gf/bf come asking you these questions?

Why did I let you go?
Errrmm….cause you didn’t wanna keep me.

Can I win you back?
What do you think I am, a tournament?

I am very much happy with you back then..
Oh really???

I still love you...
That’s surprising

I wish I could turn back time and do things right.
That sounds very familiar

When did we last talk?
Ages ago

Can you go with me?
I can’t and I won’t

Hey, can I give you/ask for a ride?
Nope

Were you able to move on when I have not?
Yes and that’s why we’re not in the same time zone

I regret losing you.
Luckily I don’t regret anything

I cannot keep my promise to you..
Then don’t make any promises you can’t keep

My parents do not like you.
Who cares

My friends say we don't look good together.
They have a good point

You look good today.
I look good everyday

You have changed...
And you’re still the same…..how pathetic

Something Worth Reading

Here's something I received from a friend of mine in KL through my email. Enjoy reading it.

IMPACT OF JOB-CHANGE

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.

The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped only centimeters from a shop window.

For a second everything went quiet in the cab, and then the driver said:

"Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!"

The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much."

The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault.

Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving a van carrying dead bodies for the last 25 years.

Things You Should Do For Your Girlfriend

Here are some useful tips on how you should treat your girlfreind:

1. Sneak up behind her, grab her by the waist, tell her she’s beautiful, tell her that she has amazing eyes

2. When your friends walk by, say “This is my girlfriend.”

3. Say ‘I love you” to her face, not over the phone or myspace

4. If she’s sad, take her in your arms and tell her everything will be okay, kiss her on the forehead.

5. When both of you walking together, walk with her walk slowly.

6. Tickle her even when she says stop.

7. Call her just to say "I Love You."

8. Don't be afraid to hold her hand in public.

9. Don’t say I love you UNLESS you really mean it.

World's Top Celebrities

It was a year of conquest in Hollywood. The worldwide box office soared to a record $25.8 billion, buoyed by global blockbusters like Disney's Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest and Sony's Da Vinci Code. Madonna reclaimed her title as the mightiest force in music, thanks to her record-breaking Confessions tour, which drew over a million fans and generated $195 million in ticket sales. And golf ace Tiger Woods banked $100 million, more in a single year than any athlete in history.

Tinseltown's triumphs are reflected in this year's Celebrity 100, Forbes' annual list of the world's most powerful--and best-paid--celebrities. To generate the list, Forbes analyzes celebrity earnings, plus media metrics like Google hits, press mentions as compiled by Lexis/Nexis, TV/radio mentions from Factiva and the number of times an A-lister appears on the cover of 32 major consumer magazines.

Earnings estimates are for June 2006 to June 2007 and consist of dollars earned solely from entertainment-related income. Management, agent and attorney fees have not been deducted. Tiger Woods wasn't the only one shattering Celebrity 100 records this year.

Thanks to his share in the box office gross of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest, actor Johnny Depp made $92 million in the last 12 months, more than most any other actor has ever earned for a film role. (Mel Gibson made $184 million in 2004 from The Passion of the Christ, but as the producer and director.) With their Bigger Bang tour, the Rolling Stones now own bragging rights to the highest-grossing tour in history, with over $400 million in ticket sales.

For the first time ever, Forbes breaks out Hip-Hop Impresarios as a separate category from Musicians. That's because the three biggest big shots in that field--Jay-Z, 50 Cent and Sean "Diddy" Combs--earn most of their income from their business ventures, including apparel lines, record labels and investments.

Following his triumphant comeback from retirement, rapper Jay-Z debuts on the list in the ninth spot, bolstered by the March sale of his Rocawear clothing label to Iconix for $204 million in cash. 50 Cent should enjoy a sizable jump next year. After Forbes went to press, Coca Cola (nyse: KO - news - people ) offered $4.1 billion for Glaceau, the vitamin-infused beverage company in which the former crack dealer owns a minor stake. 50's anticipated take: $100 million.

This year 29 newcomers make the list, including Ben Stiller, whose big-budget special effects farce Night at the Museum grossed $573 million worldwide. His participation in the film's "backend" helped him bank $38 million, more money than Celebrity 100 veterans Adam Sandler ($30 million) and Will Smith ($31 million).

Also new this year is the cast of ABC's hit TV series Grey's Anatomy. It wasn't only the $33 million the entire cast made in its recently concluded third season that earned them a coveted spot on the Celebrity 100. (That figure includes the salary of the recently canned Isaiah Washington.) The show's relentless off-set drama--salary disputes, feuding cast-mates, homophobic slurs--crowned it as one of the most talked about shows on television.

Equally noteworthy are the celebrities who fell off the list this year. Box office duds hurt Jim Carrey, Halle Berry and Cameron Diaz. Last year, New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady won a spot primarily for his $26 million contract signing bonus, but not a single NFL'er makes the list this year. Tabloid staples Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie have seen their stock tumble on the heels of legal troubles.

The year's biggest gainers include actress-advocate Angelina Jolie, who bounces to the 14th spot this year from 35th last year, thanks in no small measure to the media maelstrom surrounding her relationship with Brad Pitt. Soccer star David Beckham jumps to 15th this year, from 43rd, on the heels of his lucrative new deal with the Los Angeles Galaxy. Food Network chef turned talk show princess Rachael Ray moves into the 66th spot this year from 81st last year.

World's Top Football Club

Here are the top football clubs in the world based on their net value:

1. Manchester United (Eng) - $1.453 billion

2. Real Madrid (Spa) - $1.036 billion

3. Arsenal (Eng) - $915.0 million

4. Bayern Munich (Ger) - $838.0 million

5. AC Milan (Ita) - $824.0 million

6. Juventus (Ita) - $567.0 million

7. Inter Milan (Ita) - $555.0 million

8. Chelsea (Eng) - $537.0 million

9. Barcelona (Spa) - $535.0 million

10. Schalke 04 (Ger) - $471.0 million

11. Liverpool (Eng) - $454.0 million

12. Olympique Lyonnais (Fra) - $343.0 million

13. Newcastle United (Eng) – $260.0 million

14. Tottenham Hotspur (Eng) - $243.0 million

15. AS Roma (Ita) - $224.0 million

16. Hamburg SV (Ger) - $221.0 million

17. Manchester City (Eng) - $208.0 million

18. Borussia Dortmund (Ger) - $199.0 million

19. Ajax Amsterdam (Hol) - $196.0 million

20. Celtic (Sco) - $185.0 million

21. Everton (Eng) - $165.0 million

22. Olympique Marseille (Fra) - $157.0 million

23. West Ham United (Eng) - $156.0 million

24. Glasgow Rangers (Sco) - $147.0 million

25. Aston Villa (Eng) - $140.0 million

How To Treat Your Girlfriend.....

Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything

Tease her and let her tease you back.

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

Watch her favorite movie with her.

Don’t hang out with other girls to make her mad.

Give her the world.

Let her wear your clothes.

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.

Let her know she's important.

Kiss her in the pouring rain.

When she runs up at you crying... the first thing you say is..."Who's ass am I beating today baby?"

Malaysia's Richest

Shiok, the Malay word for fantastic, is an apt word to describe the past 12 months for Malaysia's 40 Richest. It has been a remarkably good year for nearly everyone on our second annual list, thanks to the nation's thriving economy, which has been helped by recent government moves to reduce taxes. The stock market is up more than 20% to date, making it the third-best-performing market in Asia behind China and Vietnam. At least 75% of the public companies held by these tycoons are worth more than last year. The nation's 40 richest business people are worth a collective $43 billion, up from $26 billion last year.

Robert Kwok

Robert Kuok remains Malaysia's richest, worth $7.6 billion. Just $200 million behind him is No. 2 Ananda Krishnan, who made headlines in May when he announced plans to take his telecom company, Maxis, private in a $5 billion deal. Malaysia's ten richest still control the bulk of the list's wealth, worth $35 billion, up 63% from the previous year. But the individuals lower in the ranks are doing well, too. Last year a dozen people were worth less than $100 million; the minimum net worth was $65 million. This year no one is worth less than $127 million.

Ananda Krishnan

Eight of the rich listers are newcomers, most put there by recent offerings or dramatic gains in public holdings. Mokhzani Mahathir, son of the former prime minister, joins the ranks after taking his energy company Kencana public in December. Seri Eleena Raja Azlan Shah becomes the list's second woman, thanks to her shareholding in thriving construction firm Gamuda, up 90% in the past year. The richest newcomer is Singapore resident Ong Beng Seng, the tireless dealmaker who just recently persuaded Formula One's Bernie Ecclestone to hold a Grand Prix-style race on the streets of Singapore, most probably at night, a world's first.

Mr. Lim Goh Tong

Even most dropoffs from last year's rankings have little reason to pout. Former head of Multi-Purpose Holdings, Lim Thian Kiat, saw his net worth rise $31 million to $126 million. Not bad, but not enough to make the cut. For people with publicly traded fortunes, net worths were calculated using share prices and exchange rates from May 11. For privately held fortunes we estimated what companies and assets were worth if public.

Facts Regarding Guys & Girls

Girl facts:

When you catch a girl glancing at you, she wants you to look back and smile.

When a girl bumps into your arm while walking with you, she wants you to hold her hand.

When she wants a hug, she will just stand there.

When you break a girls heart, she still feels it when you run into each other 3 years later.

When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after a few seconds, she is not at all fine.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are playing games!!!!!!!!!!!

When a girl lays her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever.

When a girl says she can't live without you, she has made up her mind that you are her future.

When a girl says, "I miss you," no one in this world can miss you more than that.

When a girl is mean to you after a break-up she wants you back, but she’s scared she'll get hurt and knows you're gone forever.


Guy Facts:

When a guy calls you, he wants to be with you.

When a guy is quiet, He's listening to you...

When a guy is not arguing, He realizes he's wrong.

When a guy says, "I'm fine." after a few minutes he means it.

When a guy stares at you, he wishes you would care about him and wonders if you do.

When you’re laying your head on a guy's chest, he has the world.

When a guy calls/texts/comments you everyday, he is in love.

When a (good) guy tells you he loves you, he means it.

When a guy says he can't live without you, he's with you till your done.

When a guy says, "I miss you," he misses you more than you could have ever missed him or anything else.

Top 10 Most Expensive Car In The World

1. Bugatti Veyron 16.4
Country of Origin: France
Price: $1,192,057

2. Pagani Zonda Roadster F C12S 7.3, Clubsport version
Country of Origin: Italy
Price: $667,321

3. SSC Ultimate Aero
Country of Origin: U.S.

Price: $654,500

4. Leblanc Mirabeau
Country of Origin: Switzerland

Price: $645,084

5. Saleen S7 Twin Turbo
Country of Origin: U.S.

Price: $637,723

6. Koenigsegg CCR
Country of Origin: Sweden
Price: $545,568

7. Mercedes-Benz SLR McLaren
Country of Origin: Germany

Price: $452,750

8. Maybach 62
Country of Origin: Germany

Price: $448,153

9. Porsche Carrera GT
Country of Origin: Germany
Price: $440,000

10. Maybach 57 S
Country of Origin: Germany
Price: $430,355

More Questions & Answers

Are you single?
I’m attached…:)

What’s your favorite number?
= 7

Favorite color(s):
= Blue and blue

What are you listening to right now?
= Umbrella by Rhianna

Are you happy with your life right now?
= So far so good

What was/is your favorite subject in school?:
= Physical Education

Do you shop at LV/Prada/Chanel?
= Nope but the other half of me DOES

How do you get/make money?
= Work

Are you outgoing?
= 50-50

One word to describe you?
= Intimidating

Do you like Big Macs?
= Nope….its too big

Do you own big sunglasses?
= Nope….never like to waer sunglasses

Where do you wish you were right now?
= Anfield Stadium, Liverpool

What should you be doing right now?
= Blogging

Do you have a crush on anyone right now?
= Nope but I’m in love with someone

Are you missing someone right now?
= Definitely

What are you doing tonight?
= Submit my work

When was the last time you had alcohol?
= About a month ago….at Latino

Questions & Answers

1. When you're home alone, do you still close the door when you go to the bathroom?
Door closed

2. If you have to go grocery shopping, would you rather go alone or with someone?
By myself

3. It's your best friends birthday, do you buy them a gift even if they didn't get you one?
Of course I’ll buy them gift

4. You win the lottery. Lump sum or small payments over a period of time?
Depends on the total amount….but small amount over a period of time will do

5. Do you like your music loud or at a reasonable level?
Reasonably level according to the music I’m listening to

6. Are you a beach person or a snowy mountain person?
Prefer beach

7. When do you brush your teeth?
All the time….LOL

8. Can you watch scary movies alone?
I don’t’ watch scary movies

9. Soft bed or firm?
I can sleep on both

10. Would you rather stay home all day, or be out and about with some friends?
Out with some friends of course

12. Do you like to keep the peace or be confrontational?
Peace

13. Are you more likely to be with a large group of people or a few close friends?
Close friends

14. What are your plans for October?
Visit my malay friends during Hari Raya

15. If money were not a problem, where would you like to live?
Switzerland

16. What is your ideal profession?
Manager of Liverpool Football Club

17. Are you close to your Mom and Dad?:
My mum

18. What is one fear that you can't seem to overcome?
Poverty

20. Do you kiss on a first date?
Nope, that’s rude

21. Is there anyone that you regret ever meeting?
I don’t really look back into the past

22. Rate your life on a scale from 1 to 10?
7

24. Do you like any of your friends a little more than just a friend?
Yeah

25. Do you like to drive?
I prefer to be ‘driven’

27. If you found out that you were going to be a parent, what would you do?
Tell my parents

29. A weekend in Las Vegas or Miami?
Can I take both?

30. When you go to the store, do you have a list or just buy random things?
Randomly

33. You're having a bad day, what's one thing that can make your day better?
Sleep and sleep and sleep

34. Tanning bed?
No thank you

35. Is there anything you would change about your body if you could?
Yeah….my big belly

36. You wake up in an unfamiliar place, what is your first reaction?
Go back to sleep

37. Is there anything that you should be doing right now?
Errrmmm….sleep?

39. What is your favorite breakfast food?
Stewed pork rice

40. Your phone rings at 4 am, who do you expect it to be?
I have no idea coz I won’t realize it ring

Lifestyles Of The Rich & Famous

Ever wanted to see how rich is the Sultan of Brunei? Here are some pictures that might amaze you.

Sultan of Brunei 's Private Airplane

This Airbus 340 aircraft was "remodeled" in Waco.

Yes, the sinks are solid gold and one of them is Lalique crystal.

The Sultan bought the aircraft for roughly $100M; had it flown to Waco, brand-new, had the interior completely removed; and had the folks at E-Systems (now Raytheon) install $120M worth of improvements inside and outside.

Hectic Week All The Way

I've not been posting anything much this whole week.......been very busy throughout these few days. First of all, I returned to my bowling training.....after missing out for nearly three weeks due to my injury.

Secondly, the Internet connection was pretty lousy at the office so I had to bring some of my work back home to do. Two days ago, I sent my bowling ball for total *overhaul*........I changed the drilling and it costs me a whopping RM90.00.

At the end, I found that I need to buy a wrist guard to help me improve my game.....and it will cost me another RM280.00. Moreover, one of our colleague, which is my girlfriend's best *toilet buddy* has left for her trip to Bangkok so I'm trying to spend as much time as I can with her so that she doesn't feel *lonely*.

The thing is that, my girlfriend is also crazy about having a hamster at home so she spend quite some time snooping around town for hamster cage. I was supposed to accompany her on Saturday but the damn fucking weather was so fucking hot that I almost dehydrated by staying outdoor.

Furthermore, now is the off-season for English football so practically I quite bored at home during the weekends.....nothing to watch on the screen. *sigh*

However, few days ago I received an e-mail promoting the latest online auction site in Malaysia, www.ejunction.com.my. From what I can see, its still in the preliminary stages and the best thing is that, I'm quite sure this site is operated by people from Kuching.*proud*

I signed up and *verified* my membership status on the spot.....and my reward was RM20.00 credited into my account.......not bad for a start. Although there's not many item currently listed, I'm optimistic that the number will grow in the near future.

Anyway, I can't wait for the Spanish La-Liga to play their final league match tonight. My favourite Barcelona is still hopeful to snatch the title from Real Madrid at the last minute, provided that Barcelona does not lose their match and Real Madrid lose

Meanwhile, I'm still deciding on going back to play futsal as my buddies are having a two hour session at SportsPlanet on Monday.....need to regain my fitness back if I decide to be actively back in bowling.

So I guess that's about it for this time....hopefully the next coming week will be better.

A Stomach Filling Weekend

Despite missing out on the plan to go clubbing, I should say that this weekend turns out to be quite ok….

After going off from office on Saturday, me and my colleague, CYY went to have some drinks at Seattle Coffee located at Merdeka Palace. I used to be a regular customer there way back since my working days with Bing Coffee Company.


However, since I started to work for my new employer, I seldom have the chance to drop by there and enjoy the cooling air-cond system. Since Saturday afternoon turned out to be very hot, I decided to stop by and check out the place.


To my amazement, the management installed two air cooler beside the couch. I used to feel very uncomfortable sitting at the couch last time coz the spotlight really makes the area hot. Both of us almost wanted to sit there for the whole afternoon…until I decided to head back home around 4 plus.


At night time, my girlfriend decided to go for spicy fried clams with her friend, RZ at Third Mile so both me and CYY decided to go over to join them. Three of them were enjoying the clams while I opted for my usual, fried rice with egg. I guess the clams were so good until they went for second serving.


Now this RZ was really enjoying herself until she can’t stop thinking about food. After the two servings, she went over to buy ice-cream at 7-11. And she keep telling us that she could squeeze in a lot more food into her small little belly…..my gosh, maybe she’s pregnant.


Anyway, on Sunday, both me and my girlfriend went for lunch together. As expected, the weather remains so hot until she decided to invent a tunnel cooling system inside her car. She was of coz proud of it but I kept thinking to myself….how the hell does this thing make the air-cond cooler?


Meanwhile, our colleague, the Lady Alonso, decided to drive us for dinner. We initially stop at Simply Sedap café (just beside Atlantis). When we arrived, we noticed that there were several tables with customers either waiting for their food or for someone to take their orders.

As we sat down, one Malay waitress passed the menu to us and just went off……only to come back and take our orders 10 mins later. Now, the worst part is…….15 mins after taking our orders, the drinks have yet to arrive. As I was so hungry, I walked towards the cashier and told her that we are canceling all out orders.


Finally, Lady Alonso drove us all the way to Pending Seafood (opposite KPA badminton hall). We were surprised to find so many people eating there as that place is normally very quiet, especially on Sunday night. Then it struck my mind…..most of them are celebrating Father’s Day so normally they will choose to eat out.

Thank god I managed to enjoy my dinner when the food arrived 15 mins later. After filling my empty stomach, we decided to head home with the memories of the lousy service at Simply Sedap wondering through my mind. So, the moral of the story is that, never ever go to Simply Sedap when you’re hungry as I believe they live in a slow-motion world.

One Manly Lady Driver and Spending Friday Night At Jalan Song

I'm just referring to one colleague of mine...she looks tiny and innocent but actually, she's what we usually refer to as *kecik kecik cili padi*. Look at her and you'll believe what I say.

The Innocent Lady Alonso

I must admit that I'm come across plenty of female drivers and believe me when I say she's one hell of a female driver....the next Fernando Alonso maybe??? She definitely can drive better than most guys I ever know......dangerous lah.

Anyway, she and my girlfriend picked me up for our *yamcha* session at Jalan Song's Peach Garden on Friday night. This became our backup plan as our original intention of partying at Victoria Arm was cancelled due to lack of *proper planning*.

Over there, most of the time I would order my favourite food.....chicken don. My girlfriend, who loves Japanese food, went on to order Japanese omelet. She wanted to let me try but I somehow managed to avoid the temptation.

Chicken Don....my favourite

Japanese omelet

Few moments after that, our friend (CHH) came along...and started to talk about people at his workplace. Surprisingly, both me and Lady Alonso know the person he was talking about. Now that CHH found out about that guy's *horrible past*, I bet CHH can't wait to *bully* that guy in the office tomorrow.

Oh well, as it turns out that we have to work on Saturday, I intend to stop for now and sign back in again when I more stuff to blog about....hopefully by tomorrow.

How Simple Can Life Be?

I love my life the way it is now....some of you might call it boring but I definately would call it SIMPLE.

Since few years back, I chose to ONLY to keep in touch with few friends, majority of them now are my colleagues while some of them play football.

One friend of mine, who is also my colleague, spend most of his time with me, driving me around in his FULLY MODIFIED car.....WELL, not to the extend that he's gonna race with Fernando Alsonso lar.

Fuuyyyooohhh........

I should say we both get along pretty well coz we both have one thing in common...........SMOKING (hehehe).....and of coz to the lesser extend, computer related stuff, handphone and football.

Some more meters.....

I can practically meet these few colleagues of mine for breakfast/lunch everyday and they alwyas have somthing or someone to talk about.....amazing huh???

However, I seldom spend dinner time with my girlfriend so we decided to have dinner after work today. Since it was raining heavily, we both agreed to stop at Tracy's Kitchen coz according to her, the place has a nice shade to avoid getting wet. (clever ley)

Cool giant unbrellas......

As usual, I ordered my pork leg rice while she ordered Pak Loh chicken......and I ordered some pak loh eggs as side order. In addition, the place also serve other stuff like vege, curry and ice-cream.

After dinner, we went home straight as she was preparing her night-out plans with our friend.....to enjoy clams at third mile. I opted to skip this plan of hers as I wanted to get some rest at home.

Tomorrow few of us were supposed to spend some crazy time at Merdeka Palace's VICTORIA ARMS. However, the plan is not confirmed yet so we'll see how it goes tomorrow morning. The thing is that we're all required to work this Saturday....or else it would be one damn happening night.

Well, lets hope I have something interesting to blog about as the weekends are just around the corner but for now, I'm signing off.

Back To Work Again

Finally, the day has come when each of us have go to back to work after enjoying several days without having dressed up for office.

However, yesterday (Monday) I fully utilized my final day of holiday. Late in the afternoon, my girlfriend drove me to BDC as I normally prefered to search for my giant size t-shirt from one shop sitauted just behind H&L supermarket. To our amazement, we found out that the shop has moved....or prolly shut down.

Instead, we found one Bata shop squeezed in between two handphone shops. We went inside one of the handphone shop, pretending to look for something whereas we had no intention of buying anything related to handphone....lol.

After that, we went into H&L supermarket.....just to enjoy the coolness of their air-conditioning system. We managed to buy one packet of Cadbury dunno what lah for our friend, MK. Then we decided to have a drink at the nearby Malay coffeshop.

The decor of that place was not bad actually.....except for the emptiness and the workers who walked like dead people. Somtimes I pity the shop owners who employ these type of people to run their business.

While my girlfriend was busy messaging MK, I managed to take some snap shots of that place.....which is situated beside a curtain shop.... or an interior design shop I think. Funny thing is, nowadays people seems to use their 'talents' to colour their premises instead of improving their business.

Anyway, both me and my girlfriend decided to go for dinner at my friend's place, casa davide. She picked me up about 7pm, along with another friend of ours, Oscar De La Renta....or should I address him as CHH. Again we were disappointed as casa davide was closed and in the end, we opted to meet MK at Java Juice.

The operator, who is also a friend of mine, decorated the place quite nicely and also simple, I should say. My girlfriend had chicken & lamb grill while both MK and Oscar De La Renta had Fillio Chicken.....if I guessed correctly.

One thing I really like about that place is the water pouring counter and the washing cabinets....very clean indeed. Not to mention the two big fans that made the place cooler......as I don't approve of hot and crowded places.

So....finally back from work and now all I look forward to is my next post....stay tuned yea?

Enjoying The Long Holidays

Thanks to the Sarawak government, I'm enjoying my holidays which started on last Thursday until today.

For a start, I went for a BBQ session at my colleague's (CYY) place on Thursday night, of coz along with my girlfriend who is also working at the same office....:). Few of our colleagues were there as well, taking the opportunity to enjoy yummy food and not to mention the endless gossiping sessions.

The next day, few of them went off for Gawai visiting at the kampung of my other female colleague (NR), which I think is situated somewhere near Mt. Singai. I chose to stay at home, doing my work, which I don't have to (just hoping that my will notice my hardwork, chehhhwahhh).

At night, we went of to CYY's place again....this time to finish off the leftovers from the BBQ session on Thurs nite. Apparently, one of our fren, only managed to eat that much on Thurs nite until she can't really move and then fell asleep on the couch.

There was nothing much to do on Sat so I decided to shop for my "long-lost" slippers with CYY. We went to both Lea Centre at Hopoh and Sarawak Plaza but came home empty handed. Talk about one of the biggest shoe supplier in the Sarawak, they seems to run out of stock for big size stuffs.

At last on Sun. I managed to buy one pair of simple but nice looking slippers when my girlfriend drove me all the way to Robinson General Store (opp. Central Police Station). At the same time, my gf was so happy that I bought her one pair of slippers as well.....oh well, that cost nothing compared to what she have been doing for me all these while.

We went on to Kenyalang Park where I bought two plastic casing for my phone. And surprisingly, we met CYY who was going to register his 'investment' with Cash Sweep....hehehe.

Ok people....my next post will be up soon...tomorrow perhaps? But for now, chaos....

Welcome To My First Post

Previously, I used to spend a lot of time playing futsal with my friends.....until injury struck my left knee, roughly about six months ago.

Since then, I have not been touching any football neither did I visit any futsal courts.

My kind friend has been keeping me updated with all the interesting stuff that goes on and off the court....damn....I sure miss da old fusal days.

Now then, thanks to my same friend, I got back into bowling.....after retiring for 13 years. Unbelieveable huh?

The first few games were horrible....imagine you're involved in the training of Khidmat Negara.

Fortunately, my current employer told me to join up with their bowling team and before I knew it, I was drafted into training.....again.

That was six months ago...and after weeks and months of training, I managed to shoot down 243 pins in a league match. Not bad afterall for an old guy like me.

Even after accomplishing that, I still have the desire to play futsal again...weird eh. Well, who knows, you might see me in action soon....lol.

That's all folks....will keep you guys updated on other stuff next time.